Terrorist Cell Groups in Church

November 9, 2009

Latest news reports are that eight terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches, nationwide. They have been identified as:
·        Bin Sleepin
·        Bin Arguin
·        Bin Fightin
·        Bin Complainin
·        Bin Criticizin
·        Bin Gossipin
·        Bin Rebellin
·        Bin Missin

Their leader, Satan Bin Lucifer, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the parish disguised as Christians and to work within it to discourage, disrupt, divide, and destroy.

Very encouraging, however, are the growing reports of a ninth lordhearprayer group. A rapidly rising cell known by the name Bin Prayin is actually an effective counter terrorism force in the church—and they are actively recruiting members throughout the Church, and especially at All Saints. Sources hold that the rector, associate rector, vestry, and prayer team leader are part of this recruitment effort.

Unlike terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along. Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ and stand against the eight terrorist groups and their leader.

We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group also has different companion groups than the others. They are associated with:
·        Bin Watchin
·        Bin Waitin
·        Bin Fastin
·        Bin in the Spirit
·        Bin Under the Blood
·        Bin Worshipin
·        Bin Fellowshippin
·        Bin Lovin
·        Bin Encouragin
·        Bin Workin
·        Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.

Which cell group do you belong to? You can tell if you “bin lookin”.